100 Whatsapp Status for Programmers and Coders

  • Deovrat 
    1. Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.
    2. Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
    3. If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
    4. My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.



  1. A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
  2. If at first, you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
  3. Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
  4. Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
  5. If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
  6. Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
  7. Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
  8. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  9. Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
  10. My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
  11. God is real unless declared as an integer.
  12. If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
  13. I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).
  14. Programming is thinking, not typing.
  15. I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
  16. The only people up at 3 am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
  17. A programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.

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