Below are some of the witty one-liners that only a programming nerd will understand. So if you are a programmer or a coder or a software engineer these funny oneliners can be used as you WhatsApp status or your FaceBook update.
- Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.
- Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
- If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
- My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.
- A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
- Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
- If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
- Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
- Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
- There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
- Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
- My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
- God is real unless declared as an integer.
- If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
- I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).
- Programming is thinking, not typing.
- I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
- The only people up at 3 am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
- A programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.
- A: Make me a sandwich.
B: Fuck off
A: Sudo make me a sandwich
B: With cheese or without cheese?
- How to generate a random string?
Put a Web Designer in front of VIM and ask him to Save and Exit.
- Declare Variable, not War.