100 Whatsapp Status for Programmers and Coders

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Below are some of the witty one-liners that only a programming nerd will understand. So if you are a programmer or a coder or a software engineer these funny oneliners can be used as you WhatsApp status or your FaceBook update.

  • Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.
  • Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
  • If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
  • My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.
  • A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
  • If at first, you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
  • Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
  • If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
  • Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
  • Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
  • There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  • Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
  • My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
  • God is real unless declared as an integer.
  • If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
  • I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).
  • Programming is thinking, not typing.
  • I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
  • The only people up at 3 am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
  • A programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.
  • A: Make me a sandwich.
    B: Fuck off
    A: Sudo make me a sandwich
    B: With cheese or without cheese?
  • How to generate a random string?
    Put a Web Designer in front of VIM and ask him to Save and Exit.
  • Declare Variable, not War.