UPDATED JULY 2019

Below are some of the witty one-liners that only a programming nerd will understand. So if you are a programmer or a coder or a software engineer these funny oneliners can be used as your WhatsApp status or your FaceBook update. These coding status are very funny and will crack you up. These are quite an intelligent status and suits a geeky person. List of best WhatsApp status for hackers. 

Computer science students can also use this list as his WhatsApp status up. After the recent update in July, we have also included images so that it can be used as Whatsapp DP for software engineer and developers.

WhatsApp Status for Coders

  • Keep Calm and Show me your Source Code
  • When you play the Game of Codes, you execute or you fail. There is no middle ground.
  • Everybody: Hodor; Programmer: “Hello World”
  • One programmer makes the program, others are just looking for the source code.
  • Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.
  • Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
  • If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
  • My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.
  • A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
  • If at first, you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
  • Life would be much easier if I had the source code.




  • If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
  • Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.
  • Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.
  • There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  • Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.
  • My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.
  • God is real unless declared as an integer.
  • If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.
  • I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies). Buy T-Shirt
  • Programming is thinking, not typing.
  • I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.
  • The only people up at 3 am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.
  • A programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.
  • A: Make me a sandwich.
    B: Fuck off
    A: Sudo make me a sandwich
    B: With cheese or without cheese?
  • How to generate a random string?
    Put a Web Designer in front of VIM and ask him to Save and Exit.
  • Declare Variable, not War.



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keep calm and give me your source code