20 Best Geeky , Funny and Nerdy WhatsApp Status(Updated October 2018)

  1. One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
  2. Your Grace, you need to sleep now. You have a presentation tomorrow.( Inspired by GOT)
  3. In the name of the Gods, old and new, don’t disturb me after 11 p.m. .( Inspired by GOT)
  4. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.


  5. I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
  6. Dear GOD ! Stop giving me the middle finger.
  7. Happiness lies at the bottom of the bottle.
  8. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
  9. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
  10. I taught her that the ‘p’ in pneumonia is silent,she applied it on pyaar!
  11. After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true potential helping people wink online 🙂
  12. Lowercase letters: just like UPPERCASE letters, but without the drama.
  13. All girls are my sisters except you.
  14. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
  15. Mujhe dua nh Goa ki jarurt hai
  16. Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them
  17. If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
  18. People with status don’t need status:-)


  19. Every problem comes with solution, it there is no solution, then its a Girls.
  20. The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
  21. One more password got married…
  22. There is no point in getting angry if you can’t turn into the Hulk, no point at all!
  23. Women – God’s version of Rubik’s cube !
  24. Life’s not about money, it’s about love & I love MONEY
  25. Charm is not my thing, can i interest you in something nerdy.
  26. Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.

If you have some more funny status, Put them in comment section. I will add it to the list.

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