- One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
- Your Grace, you need to sleep now. You have a presentation tomorrow.( Inspired by GOT)
- In the name of the Gods, old and new, don’t disturb me after 11 p.m. .( Inspired by GOT)
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
- Dear GOD ! Stop giving me the middle finger.
- Happiness lies at the bottom of the bottle.
- I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
- I taught her that the ‘p’ in pneumonia is silent,she applied it on pyaar!
- After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true potential helping people wink online 🙂
- Lowercase letters: just like UPPERCASE letters, but without the drama.
- All girls are my sisters except you.
- Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
- Mujhe dua nh Goa ki jarurt hai
- Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them
- If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
- People with status don’t need status:-)
- Every problem comes with solution, it there is no solution, then its a Girls.
- The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
- One more password got married…
- There is no point in getting angry if you can’t turn into the Hulk, no point at all!
- Women – God’s version of Rubik’s cube !
- Life’s not about money, it’s about love & I love MONEY
- Charm is not my thing, can i interest you in something nerdy.
- Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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